Who is Jack Schitt? The lineage Revealed. Many people are lost for a response when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt" Now with some knowledge you can handle this situation. Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O.Schitt, Awe Schitt the fertilizer magnete, Married O.Schitt the owner of knee-deep Schitt Inc. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children:Holie Schitt, the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, and Bull Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe divorced. Noe later married Mr.Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a cowardly son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout their childhood and consequently married the Happens brothers in a duel ceremony, the Schitt Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt,the prodical son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned with his new bride Pisa Schitt.