Who is Jack Schitt? The lineage Revealed.
Many people are lost for a response when someone says
"You don't know Jack Schitt"
Now with some knowledge you can handle this situation.
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O.Schitt, Awe Schitt the
fertilizer magnete, Married O.Schitt the owner of knee-deep Schitt Inc.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple
produced 6 children:Holie Schitt, the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt,
Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, and Bull Schitt, a high school dropout.
After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe divorced. Noe later married
Mr.Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep
her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a cowardly son, Chicken
Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout their
childhood and consequently married the Happens brothers in a duel ceremony,
the Schitt Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse.
Bull Schitt,the prodical son, left home to tour the world. He recently
returned with his new bride Pisa Schitt.